The funniest rejection I ever received

I once called a prospect who, right off the bat, asked if I was trying to sell him a yacht; he went on for about five minutes about how he’d only consider it if it came with a live band… I couldn’t help but laugh and wondered if I should start including musicians in my pitch! Anyone else have a memorable rejection story like this?

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