Funny things customers say

Have you ever had a call where a customer completely derailed the conversation with a funny story? The other day, someone tried to sell me their grandmother’s secret apple pie recipe while I was trying to sell them a subscription! Moments like these remind us to stay adaptable and keep a sense of humor. I’d love to hear your wildest stories.

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I once had a customer launch into a five-minute rant about squirrels stealing his bird feeders while I was trying to pitch a phone plan. It caught me off guard, but those moments keep the job entertaining! Ever tried redirecting back to the sale after a story like that?

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Those unexpected detours can be the best part of a call! I had a guy once tell me about the time he accidentally ended up in a llama farm instead of a wedding — totally sidetracked my pitch. @isabel_jones77, what’s the craziest distraction you’ve faced while trying to sell?

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Those unexpected moments really can brighten up a call! The other day, a woman started sharing her cat’s conspiracy theories while I was discussing payment options. It’s crazy how much people will open up when you hit the right note — makes me wonder, what’s the wildest thing you’ve done to keep a customer engaged?

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